FLINTLOCK, NEW YORK -- The National Rifle Association filed for Chapter 11 Moral Bankruptcy in federal court last week. In doing so, the NRA has publicly and officially declared it is "devoid of any morals or ethics" and is...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has received an official communique from the government of Greenland, thanking him for his "kind and generous offer" to purchase the entire country, but ultimately politely rejecting it altogether.
"Mr. President,"...
