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Biden Doesn’t Mind Winning AZ ‘As Many Times as It Takes Don Trump to Accept Reality’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though MAGA nation might be reeling from the results, and the rest of the non-confederated states in the union might be sick of them taking place at all, there's one man in the nation's capitol who...

AZ Election Auditors Claim Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Balls Switched Votes to Biden

RUBEVILLE, ARIZONA -- This week Cyber Ninjas, the company hired by the Arizona Republican Party to audit the 2020 election, posted an explosive new report of the data they've collect so far. The report contains dozens of new allegations...

AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood

LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's 2020 election has turned up what they described as "irrefutable-ish kinda evidence" that proves conclusively Joe Biden did not win the state legitimately. "Last night, Billy,...

GOP Election Audits Prove Biden’s Presidency Can Only Last Three and a Half More Years

The results of two major pretend-audits in Arizona and Georgia are starting to come in, and Cyber Ninjas, the company that performed them, says that they're showing "clear-ish and semi-obvious potential evidence" that could threaten the presidency of Joe...

Does The Constitution Let Fake Audits and Hurt Feelings Remove Real Presidents From Office?

In Arizona and Georgia, Republicans still loyal to a former reality-TV game show host and twice-permanently impeached president who never won the popular vote in any election are trying like hell to get him restored to office. In both...
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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