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Booted Obamacare Members Compensated with Ayn Rand Novels

Washington D.C. -- House Speaker Paul Ryan announced this morning that Obamacare members who will lose their coverage will be compensated with discounted versions of Ayn Rand's novels. Mr. Ryan also disclosed that Congress is considering providing The Road...

Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest Of Your Life So Bad, After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he will not seek re-election, and 2018 will be his final year in Congress. When Republican John Boehner left the House of Representatives in 2015, he...

Rand Paul to America: ‘There’s One More Seat in the Clown Car, and It’s Mine!’

Rand Paul 2016 is officially here, and the Chute has got it covered.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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