SPRING FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- 46-year-old California resident Dennis Myers calls himself "mostly apolitical," but he does have one issue that serves as a litmus test for any potential vying for his vote -- vaccination.
Myers, who doesn't hold any advanced...
VALLE LA CHINGADA ESTUPIDA, CALIFORNIA -- Today the Double-Dean of Admission at the world's foremost leading pseudo-medical research university announced the addition of a new teaching doctor to the faculty.
"It is with great honor and extinction that I warmly...