Aunt Jemima

Which Beloved Racist Mascot Are You Going to Literally Murder Next, Libs?

Editor's Note: The following op-ed was written by conservative commentator and former Republican state senator, Dustin Pewpson. It does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. Well, great. You've done it, Libs. You've...

Mitch McConnell Buys Aunt Jemima Syrup But Puts the Bottle in the Back of the Cart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell was recently spotted out and about the suburbs of the nation's capital, shopping for groceries. McConnell, wearing a mask and shuffling around the store, was seen in the breakfast food aisle,...

Antifa Millennials Topple Mrs. Butterworth Statue

LENIN, MISSISSIPPI -- A local AntiFa franchise, working under the direction of its millennial Chief General Master Lieutenant of Socialistic Terrorism Attacks, has issued the following statement. It is brief, but direct, and takes responsibility for an incident that...

Trump Asks Ben Carson to Set Up Meeting With Aunt Jemima

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before "anyone makes any permanent decisions" on the issue, President Donald J. Trump wants to meet with Aunt Jemima to discuss the situation. Reportedly, Trump has asked someone he said he considers his "best and most...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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