Articles of Impeachment

Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised the White House when he announced that he would vote to convict President Donald John Trump on the article of impeachment that charges him with abuse of power...

McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that "in the interest of fairness and logic" he's going to file a change of venue request and hold the impeachment trial of President Donald J. Trump in Moscow,...

Know Nothing President Impeached by His “Do Nothing” Democrats

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A truly stupid, know nothing president was impeached by the House of Representatives last night, becoming just the third man to be saddled with such ignominy. Over the course of time, this dumb-as-a-box-of-dildos man has come to...

White House Demands Democrats Add Pictures to Articles of Impeachment So Trump Understands Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House released a letter this morning, demanding that the House Democrats revise the articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump. The Trump administration is not demanding any substantive changes to the content of the...

White House: Articles of Impeachment Don’t Have Enough Pictures So Trump Can’t Understand Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House released a letter this morning, demanding that the House Democrats revise the articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump. The Trump administration is not demanding any substantive changes to the content of the...

Coastal Elite Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Supports Trump’s Impeachment

PÂTURAGE DE LAIT COUNTY, WISCONSIN -- 56-year-old Carol Heffermère never considered herself to be a "coastal elite," given that all her life she's lived in or around her hometown in Wisconsin, working on the dairy farm her grandfather started...

Trump: “Oh Darn! I Was Just About to Testify Under Oath and Release All the Documents I Was Keeping from Congress, Too!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump paced on the White House lawn and driveway this morning, awaiting a helicopter ride to a donut shop and "farting out the sadness," he shouted at reporters. Trump said he was feeling a...

Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and offered to let her use the long form version of his birth certificate to print the articles of impeachment...
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