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Transgender Recruit Assures Commander In Chief She Has No Bone Spurs

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RILEY, VIRGINIA -- For the last six months, 19 year old Kristine Mullins has been preparing herself for her life in the U.S. Army. Mullins decided early last year to enlist after a couple of semesters of junior college...
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Sources: Trump’s Bone Spurs Flared Up During John Kelly’s Emotional Plea to Not Politicize US Casualties That Politicized US Casualties

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"Luckily his normal productivity and work ethic won't be impacted one bit."
The Political Garbage Chute

Trump Got Advice From His Generals and His Bone Spurs Before Formulating Afghanistan Plan

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The Afghanistan War is the longest running conflict in American history. And Donald Trump sought advice from all over the place in ending it.
The Political Garbage Chute

The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre

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One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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