Arizona

Which of These Adorable Outfits Goes Best With Kyrsten Sinema’s Depraved Indifference to Human Suffering?

Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) has made quite the name of herself since ousting fellow Republican Martha McSally. Sinema has surprised many who presumed she'd be just as unapologetically progressive as she was in the House, because she's chosen...

AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood

LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's 2020 election has turned up what they described as "irrefutable-ish kinda evidence" that proves conclusively Joe Biden did not win the state legitimately. "Last night, Billy,...

AZ GOP Will Have the Tooth Fairy Hand Deliver Election Fraud Evidence to Supreme Court

FREEDICKS, ARIZONA -- The Arizona Republican Party's alleged audit of the 2020 election isn't complete yet, but that hasn't stopped them from parading the people conducting the audit around right-wing media outlets, or from holding meetings in the Arizona...

Arizona Audit Reveals Joe Biden is Still and Will Remain President

Today, the Arizona Senate, under control of Republicans, held a hearing on the audit of last year's election in their state by a company that is neither certified to do so, nor has any experiencing auditing elections in the...

McConnell ‘Happy’ the Supreme Court ‘Upheld the Right to Be Skeptical of Brown Voters’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) heaped praise today on the Supreme Court's 6-3 decision to uphold Arizona's strict voting laws. This morning, the conservative justices on the court continued to winnow the landmark 1964 Voting Rights...

Arizona Republicans File Bill Making it Illegal to Register as a Democrat

"It will definitely be a capital offense, no doubt about it."

Law Enforcement Under Fire for Controversial Flea Market Stand

Phoenix, AZ -- Arizona drug enforcement officials from Nogales, Arizona are on administrative leave after setting up a drug table at a Phoenix-area Flea Market. U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials announced Thursday their biggest fentanyl bust ever, saying they captured...

Literal Piece Of Shit Considers Challenging Arpaio For AZ Senate Seate

GRIFFIN BEACH, ARIZONA -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the 85 year old controversial law enforcement official who was pardoned last year by President Donald Trump, has entered the race for retiring Senator Jeff Flake's (R) seat. Arpaio was convicted last...

Neo-Nazi Agrees With Trump: The Media Are The Worst People In America

Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. Just ask any neo-Nazi you find; they'll tell you.

Racist Woman Is Tired Of Being Called Racist For Supporting A Racist For President

A racist woman is really upset at being called a racist for being a racist.
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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