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Dick’s Will No Longer Sell Replacement Dicks

CORAPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA — Retail giant Dick’s Sporting Goods announced today that they will no ...

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Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15

When Clem O'Connell married his darling AR-15, he thought he'd be in for a ...

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Florida Rape Victim Skirts Waiting Period and Performs Her Own Abortion With An AR-15

Maybe the AR-15 is a useful tool after all.

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Wayne LaPierre Leaves His Wife for His Trusty Rifle

Wayne LaPierre is moving on after years of marriage.

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