CORAPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA — Retail giant Dick’s Sporting Goods announced today that they will no longer be in the business of selling phallic replacement devices, in the wake of one the country’s most popular stand-in penises […]
When Clem O’Connell married his darling AR-15, he thought he’d be in for a lifetime of happiness. But his honeymoon turned quickly disastrous. […]
Maybe the AR-15 is a useful tool after all. […]
Wayne LaPierre is moving on after years of marriage. […]
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