Antonin Scalia

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Gorsuch Says He’s ‘Honored and Humbled’ To Have The ‘Full Faith and Confidence’ of the Kremlin

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Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters that he is happy to be trusted by both of the presidents who had a hand in his selection.
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Neil Gorsuch Promises To Interpret The Constitution ‘Fairly, For Corporate Citizens, Big and Small’

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Newly minted Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters he's going to interpret laws in ways the look out for big and little corporate guys.
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Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia

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Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will honor his predecessor and mentor by copying his best work.
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D.C. Rumor: Donald Trump To Nominate Scott Baio To Supreme Court

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For alleged actor Scott Baio, his allegiance to former reality-TV star and current President Donald Trump may pay real dividends soon.
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Justice Clarence Thomas Tries to Throw Himself into Scalia’s Casket

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Clarence Thomas tries to go meet Antonin Scalia's maker with him.
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Obama Offers Republicans To Get Hillary Clinton Out Of The Election By Nominating Her For Scalia’s Seat

James Schlarmann -
President Obama offers an interesting deal to Republicans for Scalia's seat.
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Obama to Resign Presidency to Biden Who Will Nominate Him to Supreme Court

James Schlarmann -
A newly leaked Obama memo may exposed a new conspiracy that right-wingers need to be aware of.
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Coroner Report Confirms Scalia ‘Died Without a Shred of Humanity’

James Schlarmann -
Scalia was also missing a heart and brain.
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Dumb, Failing, White UT Student Thinks Justice Scalia Is Totally Right About Affirmative Action

James Schlarmann -
One white kid agrees with Justice Scalia on Affirmative Action, though he's not quite sure why.
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Country Ignores Burning Black Churches For Consistency’s Sake

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What is going on with the rash of black churches burning recently? Don't ask most Americans.
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