VALLE DE MORMÓN RACISTACALVO, TEXAS -- According to those with firsthand knowledge of the situation, authorities are still desperately searching for a congressman who apparently was kidnapped by a gang of masked millennials identifying as members of a local...
LENIN, MISSISSIPPI -- A local AntiFa franchise, working under the direction of its millennial Chief General Master Lieutenant of Socialistic Terrorism Attacks, has issued the following statement. It is brief, but direct, and takes responsibility for an incident that...
