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Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a very well-kept secret that President Donald Trump wants Americans to fear AntiFa, though privately he's admitted to aides that he's not even sure how to spell it. Recent polling seems to indicate that...

White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald Trump administration reportedly wanted to hold off on issuing the emergency guidance just published by the White House. In it, the president urges all Americans...

Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump directed the federal government today to designate another organization as a terror group. Last week, the president made headlines when he officially labeled "Antifa" -- which stands for "Anti-Fascist" -- a terror group....

Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a very well-kept secret that President Donald Trump wants Americans to fear AntiFa, though privately he's admitted to aides that he's not even sure how to spell it. Recent polling seems to indicate that...

Trump Condemns Antifa Propaganda Like “Saving Private Ryan,” “Inglourious Basterds,” and “Indiana Jones”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump continued his administration's all-out blitz on AntiFa, a very loose organization of people dedicated to fighting fascism. Though the group has no official structure, many of Trump's most ardent supporters have been pushing...

Adolf Hitler Endorses Labeling AntiFa A ‘Terrorist Organization’

HELL, HELL -- Former German President, and, still pretty much the worst human being to ever exist, Adolf Hitler, held a press conference today from Hell. During the presser, Mr. Hitler gave some general updates on the state of...
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Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

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