Sure, you could stop saying and doing things that are offensive, but why would you do something mature when you can blame Antifa or cancel culture instead?
"President Biden understands the most important challenge facing kids today is knowing when, where, why, and how to cancel a plastic toy potato's genitals."
SOMEWHERE IN LIBTARDIA -- When Sen. Ron Johnson (Q-WI) spoke during a Senate hearing yesterday, he raised quite a few eyebrows. The hearing was, ostensibly, about the January 6th insurrection on the capitol building. Johnson used his time to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visually intoxicated Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Trump's Taint) told reporters today that he "mostly blames Antifa" for the attack carried out by a pro-Trump yesterday as Congress met to confirm Joe Biden's victory in last November's...
SCHLANGE LAKE, FLORIDA -- Just after concluding a campaign stop in Florida this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told reporters that if he wins the election next week, he'll ensure a "productive and peaceful transition of power" by...
CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA -- With far less than a hundred days before the general election in November, both major party candidates are hard at work securing as many endorsements they believe will sway voters as they can. It's a tradition...
CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY -- Campbell's Soup announced today that a brand new recipe will hit store shelves soon, and they think it'll be a "tremendous, bigly hit" with one person in particular -- the President of the United States.
Ivanka:...
In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two separate incidents of extreme, politically-motivated violence took place. In Wisconsin, a 17-year old white nationalist vigilante killed two and seriously wounded another with his AR-15...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an executive order he's calling "bigly urgent and emergency-ical," President Donald J. Trump has officially demanded that billionaire George Soros defund AntiFa.
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The order, signed this morning after the...
CORUSCANT -- In an emergency address, Emperor Sheev Palpatine confirmed that the Death Star's primary weapon was used against the planet Alderaan, which until very recently resided in the galaxy's inner core, not far from the capital. While the...
