anti-vaxxers

NFL Approves Rule Change Forcing Anti-Vaxxer Players to Remove Their Helmets and Pads

NFL players who are anti-vaccine will be forced to strip off their pads and helmets prior to kickoff, according to a new rule change, just implemented by the league. According to the new rule, if a player has been found...

Anti-Condom Protesters Storm Porn Set and Demand Actor Be Allowed to Raw Dog Co-Stars

SLAM FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A group of angry protesters, insisting they were there to represent "freedom of medical choice," were escorted forcefully from a pornography film set yesterday. According to authorities at the scene, a violent, angry mob showed...

Man Outraged FBI Called Him About Death Threat He Issued to Son’s Third Grade Teacher

LOS TERRORISTAS BLANCOS, CALIFORNIA -- Many Americans who live in other states have come to view California as a big, blue monolith. After years of progressive politics dominating the state legislature, and considering California hasn't gone for a Republican presidential...

Tucker Carlson Will Interview Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Balls on Tonight’s Show

"I really think it makes sense for a dick like me to interview a couple of nuts." - Tucker Carlson Tonight, Fox News host and white supremacist Tucker Carlson will have a guest that is sure to make headlines the...

Dear Libs: Stop Shaming Morons Who Take Livestock Drugs Instead of a Free Vaccine

The following editorial was written by conservative talk radio host Dustin Pewpson. The views and expressed herein are not necessarily those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. You can listen to Mr. Pewpson every afternoon from 1-3pm on...

Delta Variant Makes Major Ad Buy on Fox News, OAN, and NewsmaxTV

The COVID-19 delta variant is wreaking havoc all over the country, and in fact the world. Unvaccinated swaths of the populace are a breeding ground for the mutation of the virus that has thus far killed over 600,000 Americans....

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Science,’ and Vaccinated Their Baby

SPRING FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- 46-year-old California resident Dennis Myers calls himself "mostly apolitical," but he does have one issue that serves as a litmus test for any potential vying for his vote -- vaccination. Myers, who doesn't hold any advanced...

Anti-Vaxx Parents Register Crib and Coffin for Baby Shower

MUERTE DE CUNA COVE, OREGON -- Krystal and Chad Benning could not possibly be more excited to be parents. They got married in their mid-20's, just after both of them graduated from Western Oregon University. Krystal got her degree...

Measles Drops First New Track In 50 Years: “Call It a Comeback”

PORT NOVAX, OREGON -- Recording artist The Measles announced this week that it has reformed, recorded a fresh new single, and will be touring "as many cities, states, and countries" as possible to promote it. "The band is extremely excited...

Alex Jones’ Chem Trail Dealer Arrested

CORN PONE, TEXAS -- In a shocking and unforeseen turn of events, the man who has supplied right-wing provocateur Alex Jones with his chemtrail supply for years has been arrested and is awaiting arraignment in a Texas courtroom at...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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