Anthony Kennedy

Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals circuit judge, has been nominated by President Donald Trump to succeed retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, but despite the potential for conflicts of interest, Judge Kavanaugh says...

Trump Calls SCOTUS Pick To Ensure They’ll Fix His Parking Tickets and/or Obstructions of Justice and/or Treasons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has reportedly made up his mind about who he will nominate to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, but that he made one final call to whomever it is, making sure of...

Trump Releases Updated List Of Potential Replacements for Justice Kennedy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump has been teasing the American public with small glimpses into the process his administration has undertaken in their effort to find a replacement for outgoing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy. Today, the White House took...

Sources: Trump To Nominate Roy Moore To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- As congressional members from all sides continue to react to the shock announcement that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, nominated by Ronald Reagan, is to resign effective at the end of next month, sources from inside...

14 Year Old Girl Assures Trump and Pence She Wasn’t Really Using Her Reproductive Rights Yet, Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A 14 year old girl visiting the president and vice president at the White House this morning let them know they're free to choose someone to replace outgoing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy with a strongly...

Trump Says Picking Kennedy’s Replacement Will Be Top Agenda Item In Summit With Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he will be meeting with Russian co-President Vladimir V. Putin next month in their first face to face summit.  "I'm looking forward to this summit with the same anticipation you get...

Trump Promises To Replace Kennedy With Middle Of The Road Misogynist Corporate Toady and Religious Zealot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the country girds its collective loins for the knockdown, drag-out political fight that replacing outgoing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will almost certainly invite, the man who will nominate his replacement is trying to calm...

Klansmen Already Lined Up Around Supreme Court Building Wanting To Apply For Kennedy’s Seat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within moments of Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his retirement at the end of July, there were dozens of klansmen lining up around the Supreme Court wanting to apply for his position, and several more have been...

5 Ways Gay Marriage Has Totally Ruined Our Straight Marriages

Does gay marriage harm straight marriages? You be the judge!
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Punxsutawney Phil Tells Kari Lake She’ll Spend Four More Years Not Being Governor

This morning, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, awoke from his slumber, saw his shadow, and...
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