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"I wear this 45 hat everywhere I go for two reasons -- loyalty to Trump and to remind people that your IQ doesn't define how intelligent you am." - Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO)

April 19, 2021

Science & Medicine

Fauci Gives Jordan Proctologist Referral So His Head Can Be Safely Pulled Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite clashing earlier during a congressional hearing, Dr. Anthony Fauci has...

April 16, 2021

Science & Medicine

Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and...

March 30, 2021

Science & Medicine

Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again

"What kind of America do we live in if people can't go burn a few thousand college textbooks, or light a few dozen crosses?"

March 19, 2021

Science & Medicine

Fauci Warns Rand Paul With or Without a Mask, People Can Still Tell He’s a ‘Twat-Waffle’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing has become increasingly clear over the last year --...

March 18, 2021

Science & Medicine

Scientists Developing Covid Vaccine That Will Also Shut Meghan McCain the Fuck Up

Calling it "one of the most important and necessary endeavors" of her career, Dr....

February 25, 2021

Science & Medicine

Fauci Reminds Jim Jordan to Wear a Mask and Socially Distance When Ignoring Sexual Abuse

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During one exchange between Dr. Anthony Fauci and Congressman Jim Jordan...

July 31, 2020

MAGA News

Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the...

July 13, 2020

Science & Medicine

Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand's Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is...

May 14, 2020

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

April 24, 2024

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

April 19, 2024

Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

April 17, 2024

Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

April 12, 2024

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