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Ivanka Opens North Korean Factory to Make Tennis Shoes With Confederate Flags on Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- First Lady-Daughter Ivanka Trump announced this afternoon that she has decided to wade back into the fashion industry, signed a deal to open a plant so her new company can manufacture shoes, and will begin selling...

Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past three years, the NFL has been grappling with how to placate conservative and liberal fans of football, thanks to some players protesting police brutality against people of color by kneeling for the National...

Leading Graduating Kindergartners, Trump Briefly Forgets Words to Pledge of Allegiance

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump experienced a brief moment of confusion when leading a local graduating kindergarten class in the Pledge of Allegiance. In a harrowing 95 minute ordeal, Mr. Trump stumbled on the phrase "indivisible, with...

Confused White Guy Agrees With New NFL National Anthem Policy (VIDEO)

Everyone's favorite Confused White Guy took to the Internet this past week and uploaded a new video, this time discussing the National Football League's new policy for the National Anthem. Before each NFL game, the players and coaches from each...

Football Fan Burns NFL Gear Worth 10 Years of Blue State Supported Welfare Protesting Protests

"The problem with this country is in the goddamned first amendment!"
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Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit

Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) already has a healthy spate of investigations he's planning to conduct as chairman of the...
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