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Trump Left “Upper Decker” In Conference Hall Bathroom After Departing NATO Summit

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM -- Reports are coming in that President Donald Trump left behind a "very special, very smelly present" for leaders of the other NATO alliance members after leaving the annual conference in Brussels today. "Before departing the conference hall,...

Trump Open Hand Smacks Merkel Across Face and Tells Her ‘Vladimir Putin Says Hello’ BRUSSELS, BELGIUM -- President Trump made quite an international splash at the annual NATO summit this morning when he blasted Germany for signing natural gas deals with Russia, which he says violates NATO accords. Reportedly, Mr. Trump wasn't done insulting...

On Call With Merkel, Trump Brings Up Taxation Without Representation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that it will be going over their world history flashcards with President Donald Trump after two calls -- one apiece with the Prime Ministers of Canada and Germany -- didn't go...

Merkel Offers to Comfort and Counsel Americans Dealing With Their ‘Angry, Fascist Despot’

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has made a rather surprising, historic, and compassionate offer to Trump-resistant Americans.

Angela Merkel Pays $300 Billion NATO Bill In Monopoly Money, Says It’s ‘Fake Money For A Fake President’

German Chancellor Angela Merkel is really starting to step into the her new role as leader of the free world, and sent a message to Trump.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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