Andrew Cuomo

Cuomo Resigns, Plans to Spend More Time Groping Someone Else’s Family

GRABBINY, NEW YORK -- Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York (D) announced his official resignation from his post this morning. It will be effective fourteen days from today, and New York's Lieutenant Governor, Kathy Hochul, a Democratic woman, will...

Cuomo to Resign and Focus on 2024 Run with Bill Cosby as VP

ALBANY, NEW YORK -- In a surprise development, embattled New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced that by the end of the week, he will resign his post, leaving it to the state's Lieutenant Governor to fill out the...

Cuomo Considering Jump to GOP So He Can Do Whatever He Wants and Have The Support of His Party

"They had a guy in the White House for four years that has credible allegations against him, and never said a word about it."

NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out The Rest of the Time

This week, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) seemed to put the kibosh on any more coronavirus stimulus packages. On the same day that updated unemployment figures showed more than 20 million people have lost their jobs as a...

Trump Assures Governors He Stands Ready to Take Credit for Their Hard Work Battling Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with the nation's fifty governors, President Trump assured each state's chief executive that he is "standing by" and "bigly ready" to take credit for all their hard work while battling the COVID-19 pandemic...
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Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union

Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse...
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