Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America
A man who pointed guns at federal agents believes Colin Kaepernick hates ‘Murica. […]
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces
The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed. […]
Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile
As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission. […]
Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life
During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet. […]
Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter
Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care? […]
Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Silver Cross For Beer Run
Another award for bravery has been given to a member of the Oregon Militia. […]
5 Snacks You Can Send to the Oregon Militia Squatters
The Oregon Militia squatters need food, and here are some ideas as to what to send them. […]
Wayne LaPierre Sends Care Package of Cookies, Guns, Ammo to Oregon Militia Squatters
NRA executive Wayne LaPierre sends a special package to the Oregon Militia occupying a bird observatory. […]
President Obama to Personally Fly Drone Over Site of Bundy’s Rebellion
White House aides are saying the Oregon standoff may force the president to take decisive action. […]