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Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America

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A man who pointed guns at federal agents believes Colin Kaepernick hates 'Murica.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces

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The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.
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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

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As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
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Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

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During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
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Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

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Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?
The Political Garbage Chute

Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Silver Cross For Beer Run

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Another award for bravery has been given to a member of the Oregon Militia.
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Wayne LaPierre Sends Care Package of Cookies, Guns, Ammo to Oregon Militia Squatters

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NRA executive Wayne LaPierre sends a special package to the Oregon Militia occupying a bird observatory.
Criminal Justice

President Obama to Personally Fly Drone Over Site of Bundy’s Rebellion

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White House aides are saying the Oregon standoff may force the president to take decisive action.
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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