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We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest

This weekend, MAGA social media was incensed by the actions of a black athlete during a non-competitive segment of an athletic sporting event. This time, it was Olympic-qualifying hammer thrower Gwen Berry's protest during a podium ceremony she was...

MAGA YouTuber and Musician Drops New Country Single and Video: “I F**k The Flag”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- A pro-Trump singer/songwriter on the Confederate Records label has released a new single that is already climbing the country and incestuous adult contemporary charts. Jethro Bohiggins, known around the country as a big, MAGA supporting...

Donald Trump Jr. Plans to Assert His 5th IQ Point and Amendment and Privileges

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's third smartest son intends to assert two legal privileges when he testifies before the Senate Intelligence Committee, under oath, in the near future.  //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Donald Trump Jr., the second...

Michael Avenatti’s New Client Says Trump Sexually Assaulted Her In Front of Hundreds at CPAC

NORTH HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The attorney who represented Stormy Daniels in multiple suits against President Donald Trump held a press conference this morning in front of a deli on Ventura Blvd. in the San Fernando Valley this morning. Michael...

Trump Demands Betsy Ross Redesign American Flag

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump did not color the American flag wrong while visiting elementary school children, despite what widespread media reporting said to the contrary. "I wasn't coloring it wrong, I was redesigning it,...

Tammy Lahren Says American Flag G-String Shows ‘Patriotism and Respect’ When It Goes Up Her Ass Crack

"The fact is that when this material rests up against my clenched, angry, racist asshole it literally screams patriotism and respect."

“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”

Everyone's favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.

We Interviewed The American Flag And Got Its Feelings On Colin Kaepernick

Does the American Flag feel dissed by Colin Kaepernick?
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George Santos Announces Kitara Ravache Will Handle His Committee Assignments

Congressman George Santos (Q-NY) has had a pretty rough start to his freshman year in the House of Representatives. Before...
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