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Unvaccinated America First Patriot Refuses to Wear a Mask or Condom While Raw-Dogging His Cousin

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- In an interview soon to be published in American ConservaFascist Today, Jethro Bohiggins -- right-wing podcaster, singer/writer -- says he will never wear a mask, or a condom, while having sex with his cousin,...

Boebert: “It Would Violate My Hippopotamus Rights to Tell You If I Got the Democrat Hoax Vaccine”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected Republicans spent most of 2020 defending, propping up, and cheerleading for Operation Warp Speed -- the Trump Administration's effort to partner with pharmaceutical giants to develop a vaccine for COVID-19 at record-breaking speed. Despite the...

ISIS Agrees With Matt Gaetz: Murdering Americans is Okay

Last night at a rally in Georgia with fellow Republican Congresswoman and Qu Qlux Qlan co-founder Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz implied that angry conservative Americans should take up arms against social media companies for being mean to...

Gaetz and Greene Form Qu Qlux Qlan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) have been holding "America First" rallies in the past couple of weeks, trying to yoke the MAGA movement and coalesce it around themselves, ahead of the...

Greene Starts ‘White America First’ Caucus With Other Far Right House Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after announcing its formation, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) post a video declaring that her new caucus of far right conservatives in the House of Representatives needed an update to its name. "Hey fam! Just...

President Trump Pledges To Convert Entire Capital To Renewable White Power

SINGAPORE -- Hours before meeting for a historic summit between himself and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump has announced a "key plan" his administration has put together which they say they represents their agenda on...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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