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Meta Nazis Have Already Meta Infested Facebook’s Newly Rebranded “Meta”

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Facebook announced that it was rebranding, and would be known henceforth as "Meta." The corporate name change comes after years of intense scrutiny from governments across the globe. More than one western nation...

Gina Carano Sets Up OnlyNaziFans Account

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- This week, alleged actress and former human punching bag Gina Carano was officially dropped by LucasFilm, and she will not appear in any more episodes of The Mandalorian, or any of the planned spinoff shows it was presumed...

Area Racist Says He Was “Just Kidding” About The Racist Things He Said

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Stone Mountain, GA -- Area racist Ray Dean Edington proclaimed on social media earlier this week that he was "just kidding" and "people need to not take words so seriously" after being called out for using...

Alt-Right Star Wars Fan Explains Why His Racism, Sexism, and General Bigotry Are Saving Franchise

SCUMMANVILLANEE BAY, MINNESOTA -- Phillip Patterson is as about as die-hard a Star Wars fan as you will ever meet, but he says he plans to continue to boycott every single new film in the franchise until Disney either sells the...

Alt-Right Trump Supporter Wonders ‘When Do We Get A White Panther Movie?’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- This weekend, semi-popular alt-right commentator and YouTube content producer Jethro Bohiggins took a break from his routine backyard weekend paramilitary exercises and took his wife to see the new Marvel action film, Black Panther. The film...

Study Reveals Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and Saying “Cuck”

One of the nation's leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone uses the word "cuck" in their everyday speech, the smaller their penis tends to be. The term cuck is Internet slang for "cuckold," a word...

Man Worried He Has To Get Swastika Tattoo If He Has Criticisms Of “The Last Jedi”

A local man in his late thirties expressed concerns this week that if he airs any of his grievances with "Star Wars: The Last Jedi," he'll be forced to get a tattoo in the shape of the Nazi swastika....

Trump: “I Like Generals Who Were Traitors and Lost”

It's easy to understand why Trump is okay with confederate monuments and statues, once you realize the kinds of generals/racists he likes.

Emperor Palpatine: ‘Why Is No One Talking About The Violent Alt-Left Jedi?’

Emperor Palpatine recently told the press that violent alt-left factions of the Jedi Order are just as responsible for their genocide as he is.
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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