SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Facebook announced that it was rebranding, and would be known henceforth as "Meta."
The corporate name change comes after years of intense scrutiny from governments across the globe. More than one western nation...
HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- This week, alleged actress and former human punching bag Gina Carano was officially dropped by LucasFilm, and she will not appear in any more episodes of The Mandalorian, or any of the planned spinoff shows it was presumed...
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Stone Mountain, GA -- Area racist Ray Dean Edington proclaimed on social media earlier this week that he was "just kidding" and "people need to not take words so seriously" after being called out for using...
SCUMMANVILLANEE BAY, MINNESOTA -- Phillip Patterson is as about as die-hard a Star Wars fan as you will ever meet, but he says he plans to continue to boycott every single new film in the franchise until Disney either sells the...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- This weekend, semi-popular alt-right commentator and YouTube content producer Jethro Bohiggins took a break from his routine backyard weekend paramilitary exercises and took his wife to see the new Marvel action film, Black Panther. The film...
One of the nation's leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone uses the word "cuck" in their everyday speech, the smaller their penis tends to be. The term cuck is Internet slang for "cuckold," a word...
A local man in his late thirties expressed concerns this week that if he airs any of his grievances with "Star Wars: The Last Jedi," he'll be forced to get a tattoo in the shape of the Nazi swastika....
