A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President Donald Trump's labor secretary, Alexander Acosta, tendered his resignation. Mr. Trump tweeted the news to the world, and said that Acosta was resigning at least partially because of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Eye witnesses have spotted former Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta filling out an employment application at pizza chain Chuck E. Cheese's just moments before publication. In a truly unforeseen twist, Acosta was joined by billionaire Jeffrey Epstein,...
