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Dr. Alex Jones Prescribes 30 mg of Chemtrails and Frog De-Gayer for Joe Rogan’s COVID

FT. DIPSHIT, TEXAS -- Yesterday, to the shock of absolutely nobody who passed high school biology class, vaccine and mask skeptic Joe Rogan announced on his extremely popular podcast that he contracted COVID-19. "BROS AND LADY-BROS! I HAVE SOME SUPER...

Trump Will Deliver Gettyscheeseburger Address At Site Of Bloodiest Second Civil War Battle

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump will travel to the site of the bloodiest battle in the Democrats' Second Civil War tomorrow to deliver one of his most important speeches to date. Dubbed "The Gettyscheeseburger Address," the White House says Trump's...

Local Breitbart Reader Says Marjory Stoneman Survivors Were Duped By ‘Crisis Corpses’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a devout reader of Breitbart, and he enjoys Infowars as well. Bohiggins is also a right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and Facebook page owner, and he says he is absolutely livid these...

NASA Asks Trump to Take Down Fake Fake Moon Landing Picture from Oval Office

Alex Jones gave President Trump a falsified fake moon landing photo, and NASA is not happy about it.

Megyn Kelly Announces She’ll Follow Alex Jones Interview by Asking Questions of Literal Piece of Shit

Former Fox host Megyn Kelly interviewed Alex Jones recently, and now she has her sites set on someone very similar for her next interview.

Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Who Were Playing His Kids

Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.

Alex Jones Reveals Himself as Barack Obama in “White Douchebag Face”

InfoWars founder and host Alex Jones has been having to make a lot of revelations lately. Is this his most astounding yet?

Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.

Trump’s Wiretapp Flapp Inspires Him To Demand New Tinfoil Curtains For Entire West Wing

All the hub-bub over his accusations that President Obama ordered an illegal wiretap on him has given Trump a new idea for White House decoration.

White House: Trump Believes Breitbart Claims That Sky Is Orange With Green Polka Dots

President Trump gets his news from only the best, brightest, and most trustworthy of sources: Breitbart and Infowars. Both pillars of journalism.
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Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha male MAGA conservative." Mr. Pewpsin...
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