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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
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Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite...

Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite...

InfoWars Subscriber Believes Alex Jones Hired Crisis Actor to Play Alex Jones in Wild Deposition

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and social media influencer Jethro Bohiggins isn't...

Alex Jones’ Chem Trail Dealer Arrested

CORN PONE, TEXAS -- In a shocking and unforeseen turn of events, the man...

Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart

IDIOTIC FUCKFACE, TEXAS -- Deep in the heart of Texas, right-wing media mogul and...

Trump Will Deliver Gettyscheeseburger Address At Site Of Bloodiest Second Civil War Battle

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump will travel to the site of the bloodiest battle...

Alex Jones Voted Ugliest Woman for 3rd Consecutive Year by Girly Magazine

NEW YORK, NY -- Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been voted the ugliest woman...

Local Breitbart Reader Says Marjory Stoneman Survivors Were Duped By ‘Crisis Corpses’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a devout reader of Breitbart, and...

Trump Jr. Mail Attack Causes Alex Jones’ Head To Literally Explode

CARE CHINGADO, TEXAS -- At this hour, medical professionals in the Lone Star State...

NASA Asks Trump to Take Down Fake Fake Moon Landing Picture from Oval Office

Alex Jones gave President Trump a falsified fake moon landing photo, and NASA is not happy about it.

Megyn Kelly Announces She’ll Follow Alex Jones Interview by Asking Questions of Literal Piece of Shit

Former Fox host Megyn Kelly interviewed Alex Jones recently, and now she has her sites set on someone very similar for her next interview.

Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Who Were Playing His Kids

Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...