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Al Franken Offers to Fill-In for Gaetz While He Figures Out That Whole Sex Trafficking Thing

MINNESOTA -- Former Senator Al Franken is reportedly open to taking over embattled Florida Republican Matt Gaetz' congressional seat until his impending legal troubles subside. In a letter sent to Gaetz, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Florida's governor and state legislatures,...

Al Franken Offers to Takeover Marjorie Taylor Greene’s House Seat

ESSENEL, MINNESOTA -- Former Senator Al Franken does not currently live in Georgia, he's offered to move to Marjorie Taylor Greene's district so that he can take over her seat in the House of Representatives. "The thought, quite frankly, had...

Trump Supporter .25% More Likely To Vote For A Democrat After Franken Resigns

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing activist and podcaster Jethro Bohiggins has never voted for a Democrat for any office. He is a lifelong, card carrying member of the Republican Party. "And I do mean lifelong," Jethro told his podcast...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains The Difference Between Bucket Of Shit And President

"I gotta try to polish this turd somehow guys."

Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense

A new bill proposed by Senate Democrats would make having dirty, nasty, gross, horrific sexual thoughts about your own daughter Impeachable.

Benjamin Netanyahu’s (Paraphrased) Congressional Speech

If you missed or skipped Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's congressional address, we've paraphrased it for you here.
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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