AUSTIN, TEXGHANISTAN -- For for the first time in decades, a member of the United States of America has filed the paperwork with Congress necessary to change its name on all official documents. At a ceremony marking the occasion,...
"What this entire debacle has taught is something really quite simple to understand. America needed a draft dodger with bone spurs leading the Afghanistan withdrawal." - Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun)
During a press conference this morning, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun)...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected pro-MAGA Republicans have been relentless in the past few days in their calls for the impeachment of President Joe Biden. At the center of their complaints is the handling of the drawdown of U.S. troop...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the evacuation of Afghanistan continues apace, President Joe Biden has promised the American public he'll do everything he can to get every every citizen, and ally who helped the country's twenty year war effort in...
TRANSYLVANIA, FLORIDUH -- Last night on Fox News, host Laura Ingraham welcomed a penis-shaped racist man to share his thoughts on whether the U.S. should make efforts to house refugees from Afghanistan. As the situation in that country worsens,...
LAKE DAUGHTERLUST, FLORIDA -- All across pro-MAGA media, President Joe Biden is getting hammered for how the military has handled the planned withdrawal of its forces from Afghanistan.
In just a few short days, Taliban fighters have recaptured massive swaths...
WHISTLING DICK, MONTANA -- This weekend, President Joe Biden performed what most would call an act of heroism and bravery. While flying over Montana in Air Force One, performing one of his routine airborne state inspections, President Biden spotted...
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- The former, one-term, twice forever impeached 45th Smartest President of the United States issued a statement this morning, slamming the current administration. Donald Trump, a reality-TV game show host with several failed businesses under his...
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- Vice President Mike Pence embarked on his first trip to Afghanistan this week, which was a surprise visit for security reasons. Today Pence shocked perhaps the entire world when he announced while in the country that...
