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Report: Aliens Told Pentagon Americans Are Too Stupid To Abduct Anymore After Trump Victory

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, some Americans have believed that their government knew more about unidentified flying objects -- UFOs -- than they were letting on. While the rumors about whether or not the U.S. government knew about or...
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Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”

Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought...
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