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Adolf Hitler Endorses Labeling AntiFa A ‘Terrorist Organization’

HELL, HELL -- Former German President, and, still pretty much the worst human being to ever exist, Adolf Hitler, held a press conference today from Hell. During the presser, Mr. Hitler gave some general updates on the state of...

MAGA Boy: “They Ain’t Concentration Camps, They’re Guarded Compounds for the Imprisonment of Ethnic Minorities!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins jumped into the fray and harshly criticized Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for saying that the Trump administration is putting separated migrant families into concentration camps. "What...

Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”

HELL -- Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning about statements made by right-wing media personality Ben Shapiro at an anti-abortion rights rally in Washington, D.C. yesterday. During his speech before other anti-choice activists, Shapiro turned heads...

Trump Is Shown Pictures of Hitler and Washington, Can’t Tell Them Apart

It's not just Confederate Generals like Stonewall Jackson or Robert E. Lee that Trump gets confused with George Washington.

Trump On Charlottesville Attacker: ‘If I Had Another Racist Son, He’d Look Like James Fields’

James Fields, alleged assailant in the Charlottesville car attack that left one woman dead and several others injured, reminds Trump of his sons.

Hitler Distances Himself From Sean Spicer’s Comments About Hitler

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said something about Hitler so stupid that Hitler himself is distancing himself from Spicer over it.

Trump, Bannon, Miller To Close CPAC By Opening Ark Of The Covenant

Co-Presidents Bannon and Trump told the organizers of CPAC that they will close out the conservative conference with great fanfare.

President-Elect Trump Wants To Annex Baja, California

This week President-Elect Trump took a victory tour and gave the country a hint as to how he'll pay for his promised border wall.
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Local Domestic Terrorist Really Wants You To See Hunter Biden’s Dick

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) recently told reporters in the nation's capitol she's "outraged and incensed"...
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