Permanently Impeached Fat Fuck Sucks Own Dick, Rambles, Whines About Constitution for Room Full of Sycophantic Cultists

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sweaty, rambling, permanently impeached fat fuck stood in a room in the White House and proceeded to suck his own dick, ramble incoherently, and whine about the very Constitution he swore an oath to defend...
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