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Timmy Lahren Watched Trump’s Access Hollywood Tape Instead Of The ‘Godless Sexual Deviants’ On The Oscars

VAPID TWUNT, TEXAS -- This morning, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tabasco Lahren told Fox & Friends that she didn't watch the Oscars, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel on ABC last night. Kimmel's monologue included comedic jabs at President...

Report: Karen Pence Has A Pulse, Her Vision, And Her Ears Work Well Enough

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Any previous media reports that doubted the health of the Second Lady of the United States of America can now be put to rest as "fake news," according reports from the Hill. Results of Karen Pence's yearly...

President Trump Says Billy Bush Doesn’t Exist And Is A Chinese Hoax

"Billy Bush is part of a Chinese hoax, just like climate change."

Trump: “The Access Hollywood Tape Is As Real As My First Lady’s Orgasms”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a surprising development, President Donald Trump has reportedly begun telling close advisers and elected officials that he believes the infamous "Access Hollywood Tapes" are fakes. During last year's hotly contested election, with just a few weeks...

Roy Moore: “It Was Just Locker Room Sexual Predation!”

"I was just following our party's leader, decades and decades before I even knew who he was."

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN -- 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn't consider himself a partisan, or an ideologue, and not just because when we asked him he told us he didn't know what those words meant. After explaining to...

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

"Even I knew voting for Trump was a crap shoot and a half."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."
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