Abraham Lincoln

RNC Declares Lincoln’s Assassination ‘Legitimate Political Discourse’

https://youtu.be/sdcidSyhLOE WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee might, as it turns out, have a slightly different definition of the words "legitimate," "political," and "discourse," than most of the English-speaking world. Last week, the RNC called the events of January 6th,...

Hannity Demands Full Audit of 1860 Presidential Election

Fox News host Sean Hannity told his radio audience today that he believes all fifty states in America should be conducting "rigorous, exhaustive audits" of the 2020 election. He also said "true patriots" won't stop there, though. They'll also...

John Wilkes Booth Claimed He Confused His Taser for His Derringer

From time to time, one finds oneself in the position to learn about modern times through the lens of history. Perhaps something that happens today might seem odd, or unprecedented, but with a clearer understanding of historical events, might...

Lincoln’s Ghost Offers to Take Trump on Tour of Ford’s Theater

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald J. Trump told Fox News host Martha MacCallum that in his estimation he's been treated worse than another former president, it raised eyebrows all over America. Perhaps no one's eyebrows were raised higher,...

Trump Pardons Booth

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2018, former reality-TV star Donald Trump issuing a full presidential pardon to convicted felon and right-wing commentator Dinesh D'Souza. This morning, on Twitter, President Trump announced he was issuing another pardon to John Wilkes Booth,...

Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the South Rise Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump  held a rally recently, and while the next presidential election is still well over a year away, his campaign took the time to unveil their new slogan for the 2020 election cycle. "Make The...

Trump Jokingly Refers to Honest Abe’s Wife as “The Lincoln Tunnel”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump was forced to issue a hasty apology to the Lincoln Family Trust this morning after a hot mic picked up the alleged billionaire referring to the wife of the 16th President of the United...

On Lincoln’s 210th Birthday Trump Puts Jefferson Davis on Flip Side of Penny

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today marks Abraham Lincoln's 210th birthday, and President Donald Trump wasted no time in marking the occasion in his own unique, Trumpian way. "Of course, everyone knows that as a Republican, I am a direct descendant of...

“We Can Think of Two Politicians Treated Worse Than You, Donald” by Abe Lincoln & JFK

JFK and Honest Abe are a little perturbed about what Donald Trump said about himself to a bunch of Coast Guard graduating cadets.

Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the Confederacy Great Again”

President Trump is already campaigning hard for re-election, just barely 100 days into his first term, and he's unveiling a new campaign slogan to boot.
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Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”

Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought...
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