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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Women's Rights

ISIS Asks Alabama GOP to Help Write Their New Abortion Laws

UNDISCLOSED BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- A spokesterrorist for ISIS gave a press conference...
The Bible Belt

Alabama’s Women Have 24 Hours to Register Their Womb in New Uterine Database

COUSINFUCKERS, ALABAMA -- Women in Alabama have roughly one day to get their genitals...
Business

Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon has announced that will now offer same-day delivery of certain...
Women's Rights

Huge Queues Already Forming in Most Alabama Alleyways

PORT ENFANT DU VIOL, ALABAMA -- The State of Alabama has issued an emergency...
Immigration

Stephen Miller Assures Red State Lawmakers Migrant Children Don’t Have Human Heartbeats

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with lawmakers from every state won by Donald...
Science & Medicine

GA Lawmaker: Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

CHARLESTON, W. VIRGINIA -- In 2015, West Virginia Delegate Brian Kurcaba (R) made some eyebrows...
Women's Rights

Confessions of a Liberal Baby Killer

Over the weekend, President Donald Trump held a klan campaign rally in Wisconsin. While...
Women's Rights

Texas Democrat Introduces Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republican lawmakers in the State of Texas are trying to get...
Women's Rights

Trump Says Democrats Want ‘Unlimited Post-Arousal Abortions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a relatively convivial relationship with Congress for...
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Soros Orders Obama to Ensure FEMA Camp Dead Baby and Confiscated Gun Warehouses Still Have Enough Room

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting at this hour that...
Women's Rights

President Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC -- the Conservative...
Women's Rights

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: “How Dare Democrats Kill Babies Before We Can Deprive Them of Basic Needs?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY), Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee,...
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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