"Obviously, Ron DeSantis is a friend to Florida's rapists..." - Chad Beefington, Rapists Rights Activist.
Ever since he won re-election, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has had a gloves-off approach to social policies in the Sunshine State.
In recent months, the conservative...
The following editorial was written by Susan Beax-Boosin, a nurse and resident of Lake Bueno Orificio, Florida. Ms. Beaux-Boosin is currently pregnant, and attempting to get permission from the Gov. Ron DeSantis administration to vote twice in the next...
It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the Supreme Court's conservative majority is poised to help roll back abortion rights in America to a time before Roe Vs Wade, 34...
The following editorial was submitted by Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney OfJesse Barrett. The views and opinions herein are those of Mrs. Barrett's, provided her husband agreed to let her have views and opinions of her own.
With your husbands'...
The following editorial was written by Will Riccilumbo, a Fox News contributing editor and 2020's Shitdick Magazine "Shitdick of The Year." The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Riccilumbo, and not necessarily those of this outlet,...
A leaked draft opinion written by Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh indicates that he, and the court's most conservative justices, are poised to strike down a basic human right that many Americans take for granted: the right to consume...
Just hours after Politico broke a bombshell story -- that the Supreme Court had voted in February to strike down Roe vs Wade -- MAGA Americans are being congratulated on their success, though the source of the congratulations might raise a few eyebrows.
In...
It seems that the nation is closer than it's been in 50 years to allowing states to restrict access to abortion care completely.
Despite assurances to the Senate judiciary committee to the contrary, three conservative Supreme Court Justices -- appointed...
Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for his opinions on a leaked Supreme Court opinion indicating the conservative majority is poised to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Christ reiterated that he, as a general...
He's known for a little while that he's ready to settle down and start a family. At 32 years of age, Chad Palumbo says he's done sewing his wild oats, and wants to have some kids. For most self-described...
