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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Women's Rights

SC Dems Propose Bill That Classifies ‘Getting a Boner that Leads to an Abortion’ Accessory to Murder

Democrats in Oklahoma respond to a new anti-abortion law in their state.
Women's Rights

Louisiana Democrats Propose 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

Louisiana Democrats are responding to a new anti-abortion law in their state.
Women's Rights

David Daleiden Releases Video Showing Law Enforcement Destroying His Apartment With the Death Star

David Daleiden shows the press an interesting new video he compiled.
U.S. Politics

Marco Rubio Daydreams About Every American’s Sex Lives

Marco Rubio really, really cares about America's sexual morality.
Women's Rights

Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix

Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina: Don’t Have an Abortion Because I Need More Political Props

Carly Fiorina says she loves children so much she needs to treat them like cheap props to show her commitment to them.
U.S. Politics

Ted Cruz Backs Constitutional Amendment Repealing Women’s Suffrage

Ted Cruz feels the only way to get Roe v. Wade off the books is to get women out of politics, literally.
Women's Rights

Man Who Can’t Find Woman Willing To Sleep With Him Gives Opinions on Abortion Anyway

This guy can't get laid to save his life, but once he does he has a no abortion option for any woman who takes a chance on him.
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Out of Gravy, Carly Fiorina Uses Blood of Planned Parenthood Victims For Thanksgiving Leftovers

When she found herself without gravy, Carly Fiorina conveniently found something else to smother her leftovers in.
U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina: I Know Where Luke Is In The New “Star Wars” Movie

Does Carly Fiorina know something every Star Wars fan is dying to know?
Women's Rights

Local Republican Can’t Wait to Share His Awful Views of Rape, Incest With You

One man's fight against abortion rights has him willing to make himself look absolutely disgusting to most humans.
Women's Rights

After Cutting Planned Parenthood Medicaid Payments, Texas To Blow Up All Dams

Texas will no longer reimburse Planned Parenthood with the state's medicaid funds, and they're taking that concept to other parts of their budget too.
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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