FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS -- In under 70 days, the general public will have their first chance to choose who will lead the country in four years, and both major parties' candidates have campaigns full of surrogates hoping to convince...
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- Today, comedians Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr held a press conference in the Confederate Nation's capital, announcing they'd be taking their two-woman comedy show to a red state near you this Fall.
They're calling it the "Klassic...
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- ABC Entertainment executives were surely thrown for a loop when they were tasked with putting out a public relations fire of enormous proportions set by one of its biggest stars, and have already announced what they...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nervous and paranoid Donald Trump picked up the phone in the Oval Office and demanded that Chief of Staff John Kelly and Press Secretary Sarah Sanders come see him immediately, worried over the news he'd...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are scrambling to perform a vital surgery on President Donald J. Trump.
"At approximately 3 AM this morning, we arrived on the scene at the White House...
