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“Roseanne” Cancellation Has Trump Worried Racist Tweets ‘Can Cost You Your Job Now’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A nervous and paranoid Donald Trump picked up the phone in ...
White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are ...
Trump Rushed to Hospital to Remove Myeshia Johnson’s Foot from His Rectum
No amount of tweeting would get Ms. Johnson's foot out of his presidential posterior.
Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix
Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.
Scott Walker Explains Support for Banning Same-Sex Marriage: ‘I’m a Dick’
Scott Walker believes in nullification for the sake of oppressing all those uppity gays. ...
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