A Higher Loyalty

Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received a package from Special Counsel Robert Mueller, addressed to the president specifically, he flew into a nervous fit. "What the shit is this? Mueller's sending me...

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are scrambling to perform a vital surgery on President Donald J. Trump. "At approximately 3 AM this morning, we arrived on the scene at the White House...

Trump Asks Putin If He Should Send James Comey an Edible Arrangement

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump has reached out to his boss and asked for guidance in dealing with a very intense and stressful new development. Witnesses inside the Oval Office claim...

Trump Demands Comey Release Picture Book Edition Of New Tell-All “A Higher Loyalty”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lashed out on Twitter at former FBI Director James Comey on Twitter this morning. In a pair of vicious tweets, Comey is painted as a "proven LEAKER & LIAR" by Trump. The president...
- Advertisement -spot_img

Latest News

DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
- Advertisement -spot_img