WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received a package from Special Counsel Robert Mueller, addressed to the president specifically, he flew into a nervous fit. “What the shit […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are scrambling to perform a vital surgery on President Donald J. Trump. “At approximately 3 AM this morning, we arrived on the […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump has reached out to his boss and asked for guidance in dealing with a very intense and stressful new development. Witnesses […]
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