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Robertson: “If Jesus Died For Your Sins, The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy!”

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VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn't done much to hide his support for President Donald Trump. Though Christ's teachings were for his disciples to "pay Caesar what is due Caesar and pay God what is due God,"...
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Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

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Pat Robertson says the South Carolina flooding is to be blamed on gay marriage, and that more states will flood soon too.
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Pat Robertson: Not Separating Toys By Gender ‘Puts God’s Bullseye’ On Target’s Stores

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Will God smite Target as Pat Robertson predicts for daring to challenge the notion of boys not playing with dolls or girls with G.I. Joes?
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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