2020

Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President Don Trump than Rep. Gym Jordan (Q-OH). Jordan's devotion to Trump is so complete that even now, nine months after Joe Biden was sworn in, and...

Trump: “All The Voices In My Head Agree With Me That The Election Will Be Rigged!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's one of the least well-kept secrets in D.C. -- President Donald Trump doesn't want the majority of Americans voting by mail this fall. Despite there being no evidence to back his claims up, the president...

Bloomberg: “I Paid Broads Like They Were As Good at Their Jobs As Men”

GOLD VALLEY, UTAH -- Democratic presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has been dumping millions of dollars of his own fortune into his campaign. The billionaire media mogul and former Mayor of New York City has spent on traditional political advertising,...

2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing

GOLD HILLS, CALIFORNIA -- Maybe you haven't heard of Cheryl Tulipson yet, but she was hoping that by the time she ran for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination, you'd know more about her -- and thus give her self-admitted...

Mark Cuban May Form “Billionaires Nobody Fucking Wants as Presidents Party” for 2020 Run

"They'll be choosing between the lesser of two douches."

AIDS, Cancer Considering Presidential Run After Trump’s Approval Rating Drops To 37%

A new Gallup poll puts Trump's approval rating at just 37%, which is inspiring some to considering politics and running for president.

Having Already Made America Great Again, Trump Begins 2020 Campaign In Florida

Co-President Trump is getting a four year head start on his re-election bid with a rally near his "Southern White House" in Florida.
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Stephen Miller Encourages Trump Supporters to Boycott ‘Reverse Racist’ Black Friday

This week, millions of Americans will celebrate Thanksgiving. Some will embrace a traditional, more whitewashed version of the very...
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