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Rand Paul: ‘Universal Health Care Means Doctors Are Well-Paid Slaves!’

Rand Paul doesn't believe in Universal Health Care, partially because he has no clue what slavery is or was.

Lindsey Graham: ‘Don’t Count Me Out From Coming In From Behind and Surprising You!’

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