2016 Republican primaries

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Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

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An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.
The Political Garbage Chute

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

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Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.
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Punxsutawney Phil Tells Kari Lake She’ll Spend Four More Years Not Being Governor

This morning, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, awoke from his slumber, saw his shadow, and...
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