Tag: 2016 presidential election

Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald ...

Hillary Clinton Personally Sews and Sends Paul Manafort an Orange Jumpsuit

With FBI special counselor Robert Mueller breathing down his neck, former Trump campaign spox ...

Mueller Grand Jury Issues Subpoena For All Pussies Trump Grabbed Since June 2016

Special Counselor Robert Mueller's grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially ...

MIT Releases Trump Tweet Prediction Algorithm Ahead of Comey Testimony

Researchers at MIT have developed an algorithm they say has correctly predicted what President ...

Jeff Sessions: ‘White People Can’t Commit Perjury’

Lying or misleading Congress under oath is not perjury if you're white, according to ...