Humor/Satire October 21, 2015 October 21, 2015 Joe Biden Eschews Presidential Run To Embark on Epic Crusade to Find Lost Treasure by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 14, 2015 October 14, 2015 Republican Confused By Lack of Xenophobia In Democratic Debate by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 14, 2015 October 14, 2015 Mike Huckabee: Please Let Me Indian Give My Asian Joke! by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 1, 2015 October 1, 2015 Nearly A Million People Have Donated to Presidential Campaign That Cannot Win by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire August 10, 2015 August 10, 2015 Nearly 30,000 People Show Up To Hear Man They Can’t Help Win Election by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire August 6, 2015 August 6, 2015 Man Who Cannot Win Election Kicking ‘Hardcore Serious’ Ass In Polls by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 21, 2015 July 21, 2015 ‘Absolute Ass-Load’ Of People Show Up to Hear Man Who Has No Chance of Winning by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 2, 2015 July 2, 2015 Massive Crowd Greets Man Who Has Absolutely No Chance of Winning Presidency by James Schlarmann
