Joe Biden Eschews Presidential Run To Embark on Epic Crusade to Find Lost Treasure
What Joe Biden plans to do with his post-political career may surprise some […]
2016 Democratic Primary
Republican Confused By Lack of Xenophobia In Democratic Debate
One Republican is furious at the dearth of xenophobia put on display by Democrats in their first debate. […]
Mike Huckabee: Please Let Me Indian Give My Asian Joke!
Mike Huckabee would like to take back the Asian joke he made during the first televised Democratic debate. […]
Nearly A Million People Have Donated to Presidential Campaign That Cannot Win
Since when did being popular mean you win elections, Bernie Sanders? […]
Nearly 30,000 People Show Up To Hear Man They Can’t Help Win Election
Almost 30,000 showed up to hear Bernie Sanders speaks recently, too bad none of those people will have a way to show their support for him next November. […]
Man Who Cannot Win Election Kicking ‘Hardcore Serious’ Ass In Polls
Bernie Sanders is polling better and better, but that doesn’t matter obviously. […]
‘Absolute Ass-Load’ Of People Show Up to Hear Man Who Has No Chance of Winning
Another spectacularly large group of people showed up to show their support for Bernie Sanders, who clearly none of them will vote for next year. […]
Massive Crowd Greets Man Who Has Absolutely No Chance of Winning Presidency
MADISON, WISCONSIN — While it is undeniable fact that unless one sits on the Electoral College in their state, there is no direct way to vote for a candidate for president. It is also been […]