2008

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be boarding a jet headed for the nation's capital at the time of publication, convinced she is now rightfully the President of the United States. "John died....

Mitt Romney wants to focus on poverty, and he might maybe have a plan to show just how serious he is about it.

Sarah Palin's family's brawl had a pretty sweet custom soundtrack.