So You Decided To Buy A Subscription?

First of all, THANK YOU. 

I mean that genuinely. Secondly, I didn’t get a chance to tell you before you had faith in us and subscribed, but our subscription is for one dollar a month for 12 months, and it’s not going to automatically renew, and it won’t even remind you to renew. I did this for two reasons.

  1. I fucking HATE when stuff automatically renewing. It’s annoying as hell.
  2. Let’s face it, we’re not in any position to offer you much in the way of perks accept real gratitude and a promise to continue to bring you the exact kind of content that brought you to us in the first place and made you want to give us a hundred pennies a month for 365 days.

Those who are in on the ground floor, our very first patrons if you will, will not not be forgotten. We’re trying to blaze new paths and embrace the Internet paradigm, so thanks for playing along in the experiment.

High-5’s and Ass Grabs,

James Schlarmann
Editor/Writer/Chronic Foolhearted Dumbass