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Report: The Secret Service Will Lead Trump Out of White House Using French Fry...
Getting President Donald Trump to accept that he lost last month's election has proven to be quite difficult. Getting him to leave the White...
Secret Service Will Create a Trail of French Fries Leading Trump Out of White...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's becoming increasingly apparent that it may become necessary to entice outgoing lame duck President Donald Trump out of the White...
Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whenever a presidential administration comes to a close, there are dozens and dozens of officials who find themselves in need of...
Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether he wants to leave or not, by the end of January, once Joe Biden is sworn-in as the 46th President...
Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but the simple truth is that on January 20th, 2021, a...
Obama Reminds Biden White House Trash Day is Tuesday
UNDISCLOSED SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President Barack Obama worked with President-elect Joe Biden for eight years. This morning, Obama sent a...
Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing what he's done his whole life -- projecting a reality...
Asshole Dresses as President for Final Halloween in the White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the fourth consecutive year, the asshole who lives in the White House has chosen his Halloween costume, and he's chosen...
White House Releases List of Purchases Trump Has Made Using Funds From His Secret...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the last four years, President Donald Trump has had what some on the Hill call an "on again, off again"...
Lindsey Graham Spotted Rushing to White House With UV Light and Colonoscopy Hose
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The frantic, urgent exclamations could be heard throughout the Hill this morning.
"Oh sweet molasses titties, we need to make sure our...
