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Unvaccinated America First Patriot Refuses to Wear a Mask or Condom While Raw-Dogging His Cousin

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- In an interview soon to be published in American ConservaFascist Today, Jethro Bohiggins -- right-wing podcaster, singer/writer -- says he will never wear a mask, or a condom, while having sex with his cousin,...

Patriot Will Get Vaccinated If The Sunlight He’s Shooting Up His Ass Doesn’t Work First

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already fought off two COVID-19 infections, but as he told his audience this weekend, he has "absolutely zero plans" to take one of the three currently approved...

Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio

WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return to his former stupidity-laced glory." Another said it was a "chance to show the world the kind of bold idiocy" American leaders to possess. However one choose to...

Trump Supporter Presents Mexico With Bill for “Billions of Miles of Trump’s Wall”

COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told his fans this week that he is "still processing" the fact that Donald Trump won't be president after January 20th, 2021. However, he also said in the...

Trump Supporter Prepared to Worry About Deficit, Debts, Corrupt Presidents Again

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If Donald Trump loses his reelection bid, right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins says he's "bigly prepared to make big changes" in his political views. "I'll tell you what, if our Dear President loses,...

Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- There's a new rumor flying around certain corners of the Internet that if elected, former Vice President Joe Biden would eliminate the U.S. Army. If the rumors are true, Biden would strip the army...

NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25 Years

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins bills himself as "the Internet's premiere pro-MAGA podcaster and singer/songwriter," and quite often he boasts about being a "lifelong NRA member." Today, Jethro told his podcast audience that he plans to ramp-up...

Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his wife/cousin/sister Janine are on the outs again. That's because Janine says she's "sick and tired of Jethro's bullshit." "This son of a bitch just has keep klansplainin' things to...

4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President

A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J. Trump, the guy who was a D-List reality TV competition show host just five years ago, is a "good" president. More: Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist...

MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins is not in a "death cult," he told his audience this weekend, and as soon as he's done shooting up Lysol and takes President Trump's dick out of...
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DeSantis Offers $5,000 to Any Cop With COVID That Makes Out With Him

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- The Governor of Florida is bound and determined to get police officers unvaccinated against COVID-19 to...
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