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Jesus Christ Announces He’s Returned to Try Another Sandwich
BUFFALO, NEW YORK -- The Bible foretells that when the End Times are upon us, that God's only begotten son, Jesus Hubert Christ, will...
Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office
Jesus Hubert Christ made headlines over the past weekend by writing and publishing a blistering editorial in his personal newsletter, "Me-stianity Daily." In the...
Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc. held a press conference and addressedm among other things, mass...
Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious...
CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint "Religious...
Christ Books”Come To Me” Meeting With Franklin Graham For Saying Trump Is A “Changed...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Last week, explosive allegations that President Donald Trump and adult film star Stormy Daniels had a sexual affair that...
Jesus Christ Writes Open Letter To 37% Of Alabama Evangelicals More Likely To Vote...
"In an election between a sexual predator and anyone else, you choose the anyone else."
Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is
If you're a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he'd be able to listen to you speak and know you're a Christian.
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids...
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
