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Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice President of Trinity, Inc., held his weekly press conference before the Pearly Gates...
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Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This week, Jesus Hubert Christ was overheard talking to his coworkers and colleagues in the heavenly break room while...
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Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
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Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint "Religious...
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Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
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Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
If you're a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he'd be able to listen to you speak and know you're a Christian.
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Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
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Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Don't ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not unless you want a sarcastic reply.
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Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus "Hubert" Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
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God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
God and his son Jesus "Hubert" are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves "Christian" and then taking things from the sick and poor.
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