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Poll: Most Americans ‘Totally Cool With’ North Korea Keeping Trump
Yesterday, South Korea announced that after having talks with North Korea, President Donald Trump would be invited to a summit between himself and North...
Awkard! Donald In Hot Water After He Calls Ivanka “Stormy” At The Worst Time...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the White House was witness to an extremely awkward and tense moment between President Donald Trump and his First...
Report: Melania Trump Entered Country On “Bride of Frankenstein” Visa
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Because of his administration's focus on immigration, President Donald Trump's proclivity for marrying women born outside the United States has come...
Trump Says He’ll Enact Russian Sanctions As Soon As The Kremlin Gives Him Permission
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In July of 2017 the United States Congress sent economic sanctions against Russia for their role in undermining the 2016 presidential...
Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he has directed the Food and Drug Administration to create a new, special post and...
Report: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the story has faded from the forefront of media coverage, several press outlets have been working day and night to...
Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, with President Donald J. Trump by her side, announced a new education program...
Trump Says He’s Found Obama’s Wakanda Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an unforeseen but perhaps truly world changing series of events, President Donald Trump announced this morning that he had made...
Jeff Sessions Not Sure Trump’s Dick Tastes So Good After All
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions told a gathering of evangelical Christians in the nation's capital today that he is not stepping down,...
Gun Rights Activist: President Trump’s The ‘Right Shade Of Gun Grabber’
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For the entire eight years of the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya), Jethro Bohiggins was on an "eternal...
